Join the Movement
Calling ALL Mother F.U.C.K.E.RS
I am sending out the Bat Signal to all of my fellow Mother F.U.C.K.E.Rs as named and defined by Mrs. Flinger w ho began the movement.
According Mrs. Flinger, a Mother F.U.C.K.E.R is a Mother For Using Common Knowledge EverywheRe.
I fell in love with this slogan and decided to create an entire movement.
About Us:
We Mother F.U.C.K.E.Rs vow to end stupidity by encouraging people to tap into their deadliest weapon: common sense.
We acknowledge that stupidity surrounds us. In fact, society enables stupidity. Big Businesses have, for years, known that stupidity has run wild.
Read the evidence:
1. On Skippy Peanut Butter: “May contain nuts”
2. On Dixie Hot Cups: “Contents may be hot”
3. “For External Use”: on ConAir Curling Iron
4. “Not a toy” on a set of Chef Plus Butcher Knives
5. On a pack of TicTac breath savers: “Not for weight control”
6. “Do not use while sleeping” on a Revlon Hair Dryer
7. On a box of Midol PMS Pain Relievers: “Do not use if you have prostate problems”
8. On the directions for a Graco stroller: “Remove occupants before folding it”
9. “May Cause Drowsiness” on a a box of Nytol Sleeping Pills and a bottle of NyQuil (…So you Rest Better)
10. “Safe for use around pets” on a bag of Arm and Hammer CAT Litter
11. “You Could Be a Winner. No Purchase Necessary. Details Inside” on a bag of Lays Potato Chips.
12. “Fits one head” On shower cap boxes in hotels every where
13. “Contains 1 bar” on a single box of Ivory soap.
14. “This office is currently closed. Please call back during regular business hours. We offer 24 hour customer support.” on the voicemail of a local H&R Block.
15. “Ingredients: Sugar” on a bag of 5lb bag of Domino sugar.
16. “Directions: spray under arms” on a can of Secret Deodorant spray.
17. “Caution: contents are spicy” on a bottle of Tabasco Sauce.
18. “Ingredients: Tomatoes” on a jar of Hunt’s Catsup.
19. “Instructions: Use like Regular Soap” on a box of Dial Soap.
20. On a bag of M&Ms: “Contains Chocolate”
If you want to join the movement, please send this on to 10 eligible MFers everywhere. If you can’t think of 10 to send it to, you understand the need for this movement more than you know.
If you have a blog, please go to Mrs. Flinger’s site and grab your badge. We need to take back the world. For the sake of our Children!
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I am a dominate personality and proud of it. I am a mom to the most beautiful little girl in the world. I am a teacher by day and a computer geek by night and love to read, blog, read blogs, design sites, and eat cheez-its. Occasionally, I try my hand at writing reviews, photography and knitting, crocheting, and weight loss. I have recently started a web design business.
October 27th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Yes, it frightens me, the stupidity that caused certain warning labels. I read them anyway just because I apparently like to torture myself. I bought some diaper pins a few months ago and I kid you not the warning read, “Keep out of baby’s reach. Contains a functional sharp point.”