Introducing My Racist, Anti-Semitic, Pot Smoker
My daughter has a knack for making me so proud. And that’s the way it should be, right? But then, then there are times when she embarrasses me so much that I want to grab her and run to a remote cabin deep in the mountains of Siberia (are there mountains in Siberia?). SWHS is talking more and more, but if you are not used to her strange pronunciations, it is easy to get the wrong idea.
Like when we are walking through Walmart and she sees a random pair of Flip-Flops and starts screaming at the top of her lungs, “Gook Mom, Jews. Jews.”
Or, when she sees a pile of books and runs to grab one screaming, “Mommy, Wead. Wead.”
These are the times that I hang my head low. Someone is bound to call Child Services.
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I am a dominate personality and proud of it. I am a mom to the most beautiful little girl in the world. I am a teacher by day and a computer geek by night and love to read, blog, read blogs, design sites, and eat cheez-its. Occasionally, I try my hand at writing reviews, photography and knitting, crocheting, and weight loss. I have recently started a web design business.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Classic. I love it. Be sure to tell her about this when she’s older. ;D
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August 7th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
This is too funny. Love the title it is sure to get you traffic.
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August 7th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
OMG, i have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard! i’m going to feature this post on my blog tomorrow b/c i love it so much and it so perfectly portrays the things we go through as a mom!
August 7th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
btw, i added your button to my blog as well
August 7th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Thanks for commenting everyone. I will definitely tell her about this when she is older. I am hoping to even get it on tape. LOL.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Thank you so much. Kelly, I’m, laughing now, but when it happened, I was mortified. Imagine what every one was thinking: look at this interracial couple raising a child to hate and smoke. Now there’s an argument for why races shouldn’t mix. LOL.
I added your button too.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
I didn’t know that you were in NY, I live in Georgia now but I am from Long Island.
Renee aka MekhisMoms last blog post..Got Milk!
August 8th, 2008 at 12:02 am
Yep, I lived in NY all of my life- from the BX to Albany to Oneonta t0 Westchester and more. LOL.
GA? HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT. LOL